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rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

folieadetox:

christmas list:

  • no more anxiety 
  • $$$$$$
  • clear skin

(Source: violcnce)

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

pierce-the-tony:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

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my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

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mosaicbrokenhearts:

taylor got everybody like 


she’s cheer captain

cherikkisses:

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

That rat’s name is Remy, and he works here. 

Artist: Jonas Brothers
Track Name: "Lovebug"
Played: 26335 times
klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

abit-0f-a-fixer-upper:

What do the people of Berk call their chief’s obsession with Hiccup and Astrid being together?

Stoick’s Ship

Not anymore