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Hey guys I just wanna clear something up

WE. ARE. ALL. FUCKING. HUMAN.

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION, GENDER IDENTITY OR SKIN COLOUR IS. WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS AND JUST BECAUSE I AM A STRAIGHT, WHITE GIRL DOES NOT MEAN I DO NOT HAVE ISSUES. THANKS.

bakrua:

foodvalley:

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

last time i checked depression can affect everyone and you’re fucking trash for invalidating the struggles depressed people go through

giraffepanda2:

everythingroosterteeth:

mylifeisroosterteeth:

gworbs-gavichal:

who wants to rob a bank with me so we can buy rt merchandise 

you wanna plan a heist together?

as long as it turns out better than Gavin and Geoff’s

No bikes

norcalnoise:

a-daks:

Can we appreciate that Geoff, Michael, Ray, and Gavin couldn’t get the stereotypical questions about women right and felt bad having to come up with them.

shout-out in particular to Gavin who outright blurted, “This is sexist.”

relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

lystheni:

we need to bring this back

tfios-changed-my-life:

So this little cigarette right here has sparked a whole new brand of TFiOS hate, much of which is coming from people who claimed to love the book. 

Many people are now pointing out how “pretentious” Augustus is, and I can’t help but think, You’re only just now realizing this. He was written to be a seemingly pretentious and arrogant person. The acknowledgement of this is actually highly important because, without it, the book loses the message that a hero’s journey is that of strength to weakness

Augustus Waters has big dreams for himself. He wants to be known and remembered; he wants to be a hero; he wants to be seen as perfect. But there’s already something standing in his way… He has a disability, and society tells him that a person cannot be both perfect and disabled. So what does he do? He creates a persona for himself. He tries to appear older and wiser than he is. But the pretentious side of him is NOT who he truly is. It’s all an act. (This is evident in the fact that he often uses words in the wrong context.)

And when his cancer returns, we begin to see his mask cracking. The true Augustus begins to bleed through… Hazel even takes notice of this from time to time. And by the time we get to the gas station scene, Augustus is no longer the picture of perfection he was when we met him. The play has been canceled. The actor must reveal himself. And he’s revealed to be a weak, defenseless boy, succumbing to the cancer that is made of him. 

THE PRETENTIOUSNESS IS INTENTIONAL. It stands to show Augustus’s journey from flawless to flawed, from strong to weak. It’s the key to understanding that Augustus was the hero he always wanted to be, even if he didn’t realized it. 

foxnewsofficial:

foxnewsofficial:

shotalui:

who the fuck even runs foxnewsofficial

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superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

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